“Good morning Miss, we’re hear to spread the story of the Lord Jesus Christ”

Story, yes, you’re right there.

Did you know that the background of the 3 days dead, only to be reborn is based upon the solitice, the movement of the earth to the sun?

Did you know that there are about another 20 deities that share the same birth date with Jesus?

Did you know that I’m pretty much a spiritual atheist, I delve the depths of a thousand religions, I source the higgs-boson for insight into a world than none of us can truly fathom, i meditate, mediate, hallucinate, and liberate my mind from a world gone mad.

You sir, are a One-Book-Pony.

Good day to you.